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4.05.2006
Also,My awesome Jamaican roommate (the one who, as seen below, will not be a crackwhore) and I have deduced that the person sneakily eating all of our food is, not surprisingly, my roommate, L. She ate my fucking Girl Scout cookies! What a dumb fucking cunt. Now that I've started talking about her, I know she's stolen my lip gloss and has it hidden away in her desk. She ate my fucking Thin Mints! Bitch! She ate my cereal and possibly my peanut butter. She tried on my shoes and ruined the bottoms. She fucking has sex with two guys in our room and makes it stink like dirty vagina! She blasts the air conditioner on HIGH which I wouldn't mind so much, except for the fact that she moved into this room a few hours before I showed up and rearranged all of the furniture so that I'm squished into the corner and my bed is positioned RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER VENT so I'm fucking freezing when I'm trying to fucking sleep! She talks on the phone and blasts the TV ALL THE TIME. She fucking LOVES NICKELBACK. NICKELBACK!!!!!!! My GOD!
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