college. :p

7.14.2002

Round 4: Brown and Yale

Okay, first of all, I'm going to have to say that I know that I cannot get into these schools.
I guess my parents just wanted to make me feel like shit, or wanted to visit for fun or something.
But I pretty much felt like these two visits were a big waste of time.

Nevertheless, here are the pictures.

First, Brown:

The thing that struck me at Brown (which is located at Providence, Rhode Island) was the fact that it is solely inhabited by blonde, short, angry-looking girls. My tour guide was no more than 5'1" (she was shorter than my teeny tiny dad), had a fixated scowl, and walked so freaking fast.

Another thing I noticed about these people was that they have this ANNOYING habit of ending each phrase like a question.
For example:
"This building here? It's the residence hall? Each one has air conditioning? Except for two halls? I live in this one? I have 3 suitemates? It's really fun here? Hahaha?"

AHHH!!

Another annoying thing about the tourguide was that instead of periodically saying something like "Umm.." she would say "Arrrr.."

So it was really weird. Like as if she were a pirate or something.

"I really enjoy attending Brown? Arrr.... because it has a great academic background? Arrr, the food is incredible here? Arr.."

AUGH!!!!!!

Needless to say, I hated Providence.

Now Yale:

It was nice. But again, I'm going to have to restate the fact that there's no way in hell I'm getting in.

Sorry Mom. Sorry Dad.

=(

Hehe.. one funny thing on the way home, was my "religious experience."

On the highway heading back to New Jersey, we were driving next to GOD.

I saw GOD.

GOD was with us.

Hehe!
Get it? :D

posted by Patreesha 5:49:00 PM

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